Feed Rachel on $40 a Day?

Aside from Mario, one of the best food minds on the TV Food Network is Alton Brown, who adroitly shares his wealth of food know how with us. Very sad to say, his producer believes food facts cannot be imparted to us yokels without a huge side order of corny, stupid stabs at humor which miss, serving only to bore and waste time. This--and their plethora of commercials--made me drop the channel from my favorites list. Bye Bobby, bye Emeril, and bye bye Iron Chefs, English and Japanese.

A comment I read on Rachel Ray and her bogus "Forty Dollars a Day" show, as though anyone (else) could possibly get that food at that price. Her secret: she stiffs the servers, how else?

“Tip, Bitch!”